A year-old male arrives at the ER complaining of rectal bleeding. A speculum exam reveals bloody stool and a dead gerbil. Apparently, through the cardboard tubing from a paper towel roll, the rodent had been forced into his rectum.
Some of you who were still in grade school, diapers, or amniotic sacs back in might have missed this, so I'm rerunning it now because I still get questions about "gerbiling" on a daily basis. We were having a little office debate about "gerbiling. Do all gay men do this?
Gerbillingalso known as gerbil stuffing or gerbil shootingis a rumoured sexual practice of inserting small live animals usually gerbils but also micehamstersrats and various other rodents into the human rectum to obtain stimulation. Some variations of reports suggest that the rodent be covered in a psychoactive substance such as cocaine prior to being inserted. According to folklorist Jan Harold Brunvandaccounts of gerbilling were first recorded in and initially were said to involve a mouse and an unidentified man.
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That's a hacky old joke, but behind every joke lies a kernel of truth, right? Richard Gere is many things: An actor, a Buddhist, an officer, a gentleman and drinking buddies with the Dalai Lama. We left off 'extreme bestiality sexual deviant' because we're still not sure where we stand on this whole "gerbilling" thing, so we dug deep really deep to find out just how far this thing goes.
Lots of crazy things came up about me at first Currently living in the Abernathy household in El Segundo, Calif. Twiddles has finally broken his silence.
Jul Posted by drmarkgriffiths. I apologize for what I am about to write as some of you reading this may be disturbed by what you read in this blog about the alleged practice of felching.
You would think that Hollywood would have enough scandals to deal with, from the blacklist era to Hugh Grant's 'relationship' with Divine Brown. But apparently not, as Tinseltown has a habit of manufacturing weird and horrible stories about itself that aren't even remotely true. It should probably look into some healthier hobbies.